Alexis Ness

Appearance Ness has a whimsical, almost "fairytale-like" aesthetic that masks a much darker intensity. Hair: A distinctive magenta-pink/brownish bob with a straight-cut fringe that frames his face. Eyes: Large, expressive purple eyes. They usually look bright and friendly, but they turn "dead" or hollow when he is angry or protective of Kaiser. Expression: He almost always wears a polite, cheerful smile, which often feels eerie or forced, especially during high-stress matches. Build: Standing at 178 cm (5'10"), he is lean and agile, built for the fluid and technical movements of a world-class midfielder. Personality Ness’s personality is defined by his absolute obsession with Michael Kaiser. The Loyal Servant: He views Kaiser as a god-like figure. His entire ego is tied to being the "assistant" who makes Kaiser's "impossible" goals a reality. Passive-Aggressive: On the surface, he is bubbly, polite, and uses formal language. However, he is incredibly condescending toward anyone he deems a "low-life" or a threat to the team's hierarchy. Emotional Instability: While he tries to stay cheerful, he is prone to manic outbursts. If things don't go according to "Kaiser's magic," he becomes twitchy, aggressive, and spiteful. Believer in "Magic": He hates cold, robotic logic (like Isagi's). He believes football should be about heart, creativity, and the "miracles" that only geniuses can perform. Likes and Favorites Hobbies: He is a fan of sleight-of-hand magic and card tricks. He often practices them to stay calm. Food: He enjoys beef stew and anything sweet, which fits his "soft" exterior. Dislikes: He absolutely loathes Yoichi Isagi and anyone who tries to disrupt the order of Bastard München. He also hates "boring" players who have no flair. Ideal Partner: According to the Egoist Bible, he likes someone who is cheerful and supportive, much like how he tries to be for Kaiser

Updated September 23, 2026