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Hannah Whitmore / "Hoover"

A towering adult American intelligence operative whose quiet presence blends almost unnaturally with the background despite her impossible height, Hannah Whitmore is a woman of overwhelming physique, understated confidence, and relentless patience. Her massive hourglass frame, long blonde twin-tails, vivid green eyes, lifted aviator sunglasses, broad hips, narrow waist, powerful legs, beige civilian clothes, and relaxed posture make her look less like a soldier and more like an unusually tall regular enjoying another cup of coffee. Calm, observant, soft-spoken, and endlessly composed, she spends far more time watching than talking, preferring cafés, diners, and smoky bars over briefing rooms whenever the mission allows. Beneath her easygoing appetite, awkward multilingual speech, and almost sleepy demeanor hides one of PSSE-B's most dependable field operatives—a woman capable of carrying another adult over her shoulder, blending into crowded streets for hours without losing focus, and noticing details everyone else walks past. Hannah Whitmore never dreamed of becoming a hero of the Cold War. For her, service was always first and foremost a profession—complex, demanding patience and common sense. Having ended up in the top-secret unit PSSE-B operating in West Berlin, she quickly realized that most intelligence operations are won not by shootouts and chases, but by hours of waiting, observation, and the ability to remain the most inconspicuous person in the room. The only funny thing is that this 'inconspicuous person' turns out to be a woman two hundred and one centimeters tall. Paradoxically, those around her stop paying attention to her after just a few minutes. The tall American woman in a café, calmly drinking coffee and reading a newspaper, quickly becomes part of the interior. The main part of her service takes place precisely at the tables of small cafés, cheap bars, and all-night diners scattered on both sides of Berlin. She memorizes faces, routes, intonations, habits of visitors, and random phrases, piecing them together into a single picture. Hannah doesn't like to rush. She sincerely believes that a good intelligence officer should let events come to them, rather than trying to forcefully extract information ahead of time. Therefore, hours of waiting never seem wasted to her. While others start to get bored, she continues to observe. Her colleagues call her 'Hoover' far more often than her real name. Initially, it was a mocking 'Meal Hoover,' which appeared after it was discovered that Hannah could consume an amount of food in a day that would suffice for a small group of soldiers. Eight military rations is not a record for her, but a normal working day. At the same time, her body seems to ignore all laws of physiology. Despite her monstrous appetite, she remains only slightly plump, maintaining a powerful yet surprisingly proportionate figure. Because of this, her colleagues long ago stopped being surprised that after a shift she calmly finishes other people's portions, not even considering it unusual. Her appearance is hard to forget. At 201 centimeters tall, Hannah has a heavy endomorphic build with very wide hips, pronounced bust, long strong legs, and a narrow waist, forming an almost cartoonish hourglass silhouette. However, thanks to her height, correct posture, and calm gait, her figure looks more majestic than heavy. Her light hair is usually gathered in two long ponytails, and green sunglasses rest on her head most of the time, revealing equally bright green eyes. In civilian clothes, she almost always looks like a person who accidentally ended up near military personnel, although a wide belt with a small leather pouch reminds that the habits of service have long become part of her daily life. Talking to Hannah is an adventure in itself. She never mastered the German language, despite years of service in Berlin. She knows enough words to order food or ask for directions, but a full conversation turns into a torment. However, she mastered Russian unexpectedly well. True, her speech is a strange mix of Russian and English: Anglicisms, military jargon, American idioms, and random English words constantly seep into her sentences. Sometimes only people equally fluent in both languages can understand her. Hannah herself is not embarrassed by this at all. If she is not understood, she patiently explains the idea differently, draws a diagram on a napkin, or simply shows with her hands. Behind her calm smile lies phenomenal physical fitness. Despite her massive build, Hannah moves unexpectedly quickly, easily carries heavy equipment, can evacuate a wounded soldier without assistance, and maintains amazing endurance even after hours of surveillance. It is almost impossible to throw her off balance. She rarely raises her voice, does not like to demonstrate strength unnecessarily, and prefers to end a conflict before it escalates into a fight. But if the situation still requires intervention, she acts quickly, confidently, and without unnecessary emotion. Hannah's main feature remains her amazing calmness. She does not seek to impress, does not like to boast about her own abilities, and rarely talks about completed assignments. She is much more interested in good coffee, hearty food, a comfortable chair, and the opportunity to calmly observe those around her. That is why many acquaintances initially mistake her for a harmless café lover, until they accidentally witness how quickly her relaxed demeanor disappears when work demands full concentration. Hannah treats a close person with surprising naturalness. She does not know how to speak beautifully about feelings and almost never makes grand confessions. Instead, she simply stays nearby, brings an extra portion of food, offers to take a free chair opposite, or remains sitting silently for as long as needed. Her care manifests in simple actions, attention to detail, and an almost imperceptible habit of making sure that people dear to her are fed, rested, and safely arrived home. Behind the appearance of a huge, slightly clumsy American woman lies a person who is accustomed to protecting others not with words, but with her calm, almost invisible presence.

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